
Ascelot Junior
Caldari Redneck Revenge
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Posted - 2007.03.30 06:35:00 -
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Originally by: Hesed Faction Based Scenario:
Joe_Merc is ABing along merrily popping some +s one day in Placid and taking their stuff. The local station owners like this and give him discounts and don't mind when he looks around all crazy eyed and buys all the spraypaint. +'s begin to dislike him and call in extra support and always insta aggro him. The local gate sentry operators smile down benevolently on him, except for the one janitor who is really a low level Kallakkio.. Kaalakiio.. a Lai-Dai spy who gets paid for submitting info back to HQ. In his reports are all the anti-Serpentis actions taken by Joe_Merc. Serpentis have their own spies, but Caldari agents quickly note the gradual threat that is Mr. Joe_Merc. While they have no evidence that he has been involved in covert ops against Caldari corporations, he sure has cost them a lot of money that doesn't technically exist, and ruined the boss's surprise party. For no other reason than practicality they decide to make it obvious he ain't welcome near their stations or using their taxpayer funded gates. They might even pod him if he gets combat flagged.
Meanwhile Jill_Pirate comes tripping along with baskets full of jolly old antimatter. Jill_Pirate also has a hungry puppy. Jill_Pirate also loves little white squares in Placid. The station owners do not allow puppies on board, and thus, Jill_Pirate's ship is not welcome anywhere near stations or gates in Placid. They always make them feel distinctly unwelcome all the time. The + s for the most part are indifferent to Jill_Pirate and her puppy. Still, they are leery of attempting to share loot and kibbles with Jill_Pirate. Jill_Pirate is even less welcome in Gallente space regardless of whether she follows the ****er scooper laws. They might even pod her if she goes there, and so will Guristas pirates. They just might get her, and her little dog too.
Now there's always a chance that a puppy can get too big for Placid. Or maybe they just want to run with a different pack. The answer to that is simply to gnaw on some of the right folks. For puppies, it is not hard to roam elsewhere, which may prove some relief to Joe_Merc, who is tired of watching where he steps. He too can head out for greener pastures by different methods. On the one hand, it might be hard to dock a former enemy's station, on the other, all he really needs to do is kill a handful of the right folks to give the impression that he is willing to be useful, and he gets paid in the meantime, which is just fine by him.
aye?! wtf, someone plse summarise, kthxbye.
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